Borealiso Beautiful: Long August

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Long August

"Where's Steve?"

"Under the house."

"Hiiiiiii!"

"He's not coming out 'til he has to."

To fix a foundation, get an opinion. And another one. Throw in a different angle, a surprise reveal of information, return to original neighbourhood experts for a new take on the situation. Let simmer for a couple of months.

Collect jacks of all sizes, meant for all trades. Bottle jacks, 2 ton hydraulic jack from the trunk of the Datsun (in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit...), jacks to lift the house from a 6 inch slump to a level footing. Send Steve to wriggle around, army worm style, under the kitchen. Raise, block, release. Raise, block, release.

Then dig. 30" wide by 15" deep. Choose a day where the sun will bake the dirt to your skin, creating a delicious looking mess, and where loose cotton shorts slap against your thighs, heavy with sweat. It is helpful to have a father or father-in-law who matches or surpasses you, shovel for shovel. He will call at 8 in the morning and be at your door within the hour. Remember that you are living the dream, not experiencing Hades, and jump in the lake.

Chain gang.

Build forms, borrow a laser level and get eagle-eyed Laser Girl to holler out orders as she hovers over the bubble of air; "Up a quarter inch." Pry with steel bar, block with rock. "Down an inch." Pound on stake. "Again." Again. "More." Again.

Repeat before rebar is placed on chairs, hung from wires. Even when patience is thin, mosquitos are whining and neighbours keep stopping by to see how things are shaping up. Remember, you asked for their advice.

Past: Here be ants.

Present: Here were ants

Negotiate the pouring date, time and quantity with the local concrete personality. Diamond information can be found in the rough. Listen and learn.

Call on friends and favours come pouring day. Fill the 70s flowered carafe with coffee, pull out the sweets for the sweet teeth, the savoury for the unsavoury. Put the beer in the fridge. Your yard will fill with wheelbarrows, the barrows will be filled with sludge. Pour into forms, tap, stab, push and screed. Wait. Trowel. Wait. Trowel.

Sign your piece of art, piece of history. Savour your peace of mind.

Meaghan: Love lives here.

Steve: House of Love.

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Bedtime Stories

October 10: Mr. Fox (Helen Oyeyemi): Why say with a few words what this review says so well with a lot? Took me a while, but I've been busy. I may have told you. It's a book I floated on top of, dipping my toe in, not really sinking into. Maybe it was the violence against women dressed up in fables. But a couple of passages that I loved. Here's one: ""Let this enemy of progress tell you something," I said. "I'm never sad when a friend goes far away, because whichever city or country that friend goes to, they turn the place friendly. They turn a suspicious-looking name on the map into a place where a welcome can be found. Maybe the friend will talk about you sometimes, to other friends that live around him, and then that's almost as good as being there yourself. You're in several places at once! In fact, my daughter, I would even go so far as to say that the farther away your friends are, and the more spread out they are, the better your chances of going safely through the world..." "Ugh," my daughter said."
August 12: Be Different (John Elder Robison): Here's a view of life with Aspergers. An easy, informative and entertaining read. I like how he stresses that Asperger's does not necessarily mean you're disabled, or that there's something wrong with you; you're just different. Your brain is wired differently. A good insight into some of the behaviours linked with Aspergers. Robison stressed that these behaviours are not there to hurt, bother or defy other people; they are entirely self-serving. As the author points out, however, knowledge is power. Both the Aspergian and those who live and work with them benefit from knowing about Aspergers so that true growth can happen.
Early August: Fifty Shades of Grey and Fifty Shades Darker (ELJames): I don't know if I should be admitting to reading these. Annie-Claude called it mommy porn. I am a mommy. I would consider this porn. But the website says erotica. If there's a bandwagon, you should jump on it, right?
Mid-July: On the Outside Looking Indian (Rupinder Gill): This girl could definitely be a stand-up comic. As for a novelist or a "year-in-the-life-of-ist", she's a bit of a lightweight. Superficial goals that only briefly acknowledge their raison d'etre...this is a quest for happiness and self-acceptance, Rupinder, not just for Disney Land and a childhood denied. You'rein charge of your own destiny, rah rah rah.
Early July : The Dovekeepers (Alice Hoffman): She's a witch! Alice Hoffman has a good feel for the customs, speech and social expectations and taboos of these Roman times. Great strong female characters.
May 16: The Continuum Concept (Jean Liedloff): Felt like I was sitting in on my first-year anthropology class, listening to a very passionate teacher who adored her subject but who had to share it with an indifferent audience. What did I take away from this? I like to carry my baby, had her in a sling or carrier most of the time when she was young, let her feed on demand...but she sleeps in her crib (a no-no, according to Jean). I do like her description of the "in-arms phase", where "...the infant is always present but rarely the center of attention. He is simply there, in the midst of the caretaker's life, constantly experiencing things, safely being held." Until he starts exploring on his own, at which point he does so without interference ("protection"), but with mother nearby and available if he needs help. Ready, set, explore Clearwater Lake! Waldkind.
May 8: Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (Ransom Riggs...really?!): Great creepy, black-and-white photos of (real) peculiar children. The story is kind of contrived and spoon-fed, though. It is a beautiful looking book, found in the well-stocked children's lit section of Brighton's tiny bookstore.
May 3: On Writing (Stephen King): I like books on writing. Teaching writing, becoming a better writer. Essentially, it boils down to two things: you need to read a lot and write a lot. That's it. As a side note, did you know that Stephen King was an alcoholic and drug addict? Liked his memoirs and thoughts on his own stories. Am quite happy to steer very clear of said stories. I believe that they're good. Good enough for me.
April 27: I Love You, Beth Cooper (Larry Doyle): Steve's been wanting me to read this for a while. It is hilarious. I was actually grossed out in the first few pages and expected to gag on a description of exploding white puss-filled zits, but was soon flying through an epic grad night. Adventures in Babysitting style. I now want to see the movie.
April 22: I am Number Four (Pittacus Lore): Tee hee hee. Young-adult superhero book at its "best". Favourite line: "That's for my dad!" (as Sam uses a shotgun to blow away the Mogadorian, revenge for the abduction of his father).

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Long August

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