
You decide to cook a turkey for the first time in your life and think it would be a good idea to brine it. But there is no container large enough in the house to hold it except for the laundry hamper. Said hamper is diligently cleaned, then filled with oranges, onions, star anise, cloves, pepper balls, cinnamon sticks, honey, sugar, salt and all other manner of things to make a turkey succulent and tasty. Though once it's cooked, you can't really tell if the fancy brine has made a difference. And when the hamper is emptied (down the bathtub drain instead of directly into the septic tank), the cloves clog the pipes. But the turkey is delicious.

So merry Christmas to all. Whereever you are, whatever your traditions may be. Love the ones you're with, love the ones you miss.
Love,
meg
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